Isn’t it wonderful how candid, imaginative, and surprisingly insightful children can be when you have conversations with them? For being so small, their views of the world sure are big!

Both of my children are under ten years old and they’ve said some pretty funny and clever things. Being the word nerd that I am, I started writing down some of their more notable conversations a couple of years ago. I’ve compiled some of them here for you.

I wish we could slide down a rainbow and land on a cloud.

Logan

I can taste the love that you put in my pancake!

Emily

The moon looks like it has low power.

Logan, after he noticed the moon not looking so bright due to all of the smoke in the air from the recent fires across California

When I grow up, I want to have a ramen noodle shop and call it “Ramen Kitty.”

Emily

Mama, I love you to infinity and beyond!

Logan

Emily: Do they put all kinds of meat in dog food?

Me: Yes.

Emily: Does that mean human meat, too?

Me: …

Logan: Is God a super hero?

Me: He’s the best super hero of them all!

Logan: Even better than Iron Man?

Me: Yes, even better than Iron Man.

No worries, just happies!

Emily

The kiss you put on my owie did the trick!

Logan, after I bandaged his scrape and gave it a kiss.

This dessert is fit for a queen!

Emily

I need some ‘hanitizer’ for my hands.

Logan, needing hand sanitizer

What are some surprising things your children have said? Or something you said when you were a child? Feel free to leave it in the comments.

As always, thanks for stopping by. ❤