Somebody Get Me a Time Machine

When you become a new mom, time loses all continuity. I wish I could blame it on something other than the adorable bundle of joy you take home from the hospital, but alas, that bundle of joy is the reason days blur together into weeks soon after delivery. Oh sure, everyone says to nap while the … Continue reading Somebody Get Me a Time Machine

Pregnancy

I was one of those annoying people whose pregnancy, from start to finish, really wasn't all that bad. I had very little morning sickness, didn't gain too much weight, and didn't feel like a cow too often.  Early on, I had no idea I had become pregnant until I had a strange food occurrence. I … Continue reading Pregnancy

Introduction

Life as I knew it changed once I became pregnant. The higher-level-thinking part of my brain seemed to have shut down in order to redirect all of its energy into the rest of my body, which was creating my baby. Little did I know that the ability to have rational thought would take MONTHS to come back … Continue reading Introduction